fuckinglesbian: iamgreaterthanhate: stuffaboutminneapolis: My Face Is Melting Let me drop some knowledge on you folks. It is HOT and Sticky in Minnesota. If you say “Oh I thought you guys still had snow on the ground in July HAHAHAHA”, I will karate chop you in the neck. How hot/sticky is it in Minnesota right now? DON’T WORRY SON, I LOOKED THAT SH*T UP FOR YOU!! T=Temp H=Humidity Minnesota Minneapolis 84T 90%H Lakeville 83T 99%H Saint Cloud 82T 94%H Madison 84T 100%H The Rest Of The World Barra Do Garcas, Brazil 70T 94%H Iquitos, Peru 73T 94%H Impfondo, Congo 73T 94%H Abidjan, Ivory Coast 75T 100%H Mumbai, India 81T 94%H Bima, Indonesia 74T 89%H What does it all mean? It means that Minnesota is one of the most uncomfortable places on the planet right now. The Planet. Earth. Right now. Take your snow and ice jokes and shove it. Yep.  That dark blue is me.  In Minnesota.  Damn. uhhh, you ever been to florida? Yeah, I live there it’s pretty fucking bad We’re drowning in Florida. RAIN, WILL YOU STOP COMING OVER HERE?! -____- Go to cuba or something.

fuckinglesbian:

iamgreaterthanhate:

stuffaboutminneapolis:

My Face Is Melting

Let me drop some knowledge on you folks. It is HOT and Sticky in Minnesota. If you say “Oh I thought you guys still had snow on the ground in July HAHAHAHA”, I will karate chop you in the neck. How hot/sticky is it in Minnesota right now?

DON’T WORRY SON, I LOOKED THAT SH*T UP FOR YOU!!

T=Temp H=Humidity

Minnesota
Minneapolis 84T 90%H
Lakeville 83T 99%H
Saint Cloud 82T 94%H
Madison 84T 100%H

The Rest Of The World
Barra Do Garcas, Brazil 70T 94%H
Iquitos, Peru 73T 94%H
Impfondo, Congo 73T 94%H
Abidjan, Ivory Coast 75T 100%H
Mumbai, India 81T 94%H
Bima, Indonesia 74T 89%H

What does it all mean? It means that Minnesota is one of the most uncomfortable places on the planet right now.

The Planet. Earth. Right now.

Take your snow and ice jokes and shove it.

Yep.  That dark blue is me.  In Minnesota. 

Damn.

uhhh, you ever been to florida?

Yeah, I live there it’s pretty fucking bad

We’re drowning in Florida. RAIN, WILL YOU STOP COMING OVER HERE?! -____-

Go to cuba or something.